Hello, the following I taxed off UberKuri.

We need a serious Kirby. He will have these attributes:

Serious Italian leather shoes.
And a serious little hat.
And a serious monocle.
And a serious french moustache.
And a serious black wooden cane.
And a serious corncob pipe.
And a serious suit.
And a serious grey haired obese wife.
With a serious car
And a serious rocking chair in front of his serious fireplace.
And a seriously large collection of serious fine English literature.
And a serious neighbourhood in which he takes his serious Bloodhound for walks every day.